Because they're Massholes, queers, turd burglars, packers, boy-rapers, faggots, butt pirates, screamers, queens, homos, undocumented proctologists, fairies, dirtmen...
Well, they could be lobster gobblin' queens in Maine just as easily.
Well, we have our share of moonbats in Portland, but they mostly moved up here from Taxachusetts and proceeded to screw up the state.
(perhaps you’ve heard of such a thing happening)
While we have sent some real humdinger (RATs and RINOs) to the District of Corruption....nothing compares to the likes of: “The Swimmer”, Patches “Do you know who I am” Kennedy, John “Liveshot” Kerry, Barney “hotbottom” Fwank, or Fauxcahontas.
Did I leave anyone out?