[Seeing More Clearly Now]

“They look like a bunch of happy, festive, Christmas Carolers, who have come
to your door to serenade you with the mellow sounds of the season, don’t they?”

And Barack Hussein Obama’s on record as saying that the Muslim call to prayer is to him the most beautiful sound in the world.

[Songcraft]

Right, and he would probably like to hear whatever these nuts are screeching too.   (Probably something like, "All-of-you auk-birds!")