[governsleastgovernsbest]

That reminds me of an old Jewish joke [I’m Jewish by the way]:

Jake, a widower, retires in NYC and moves down to Miami.

Two weeks later, he calls his adult kids back home: “Guess what? I’m getting married!”

“To who, Dad?”

“A 19-yr. old cocktail waitress.”

“But Dad: the sex—it could be fatal!”

“Eh. If she dies, she dies!”

[ThanhPhero]

Several years ago a friend of mine, Khanh who was 70 years old had run off his third wife decided to go back to Việt Nam and get him another wife. He had a candidate, a woman of less than 40 years. He got me to take him around to various offices to get ready to go back. One stop was a clinic appointment where he made sure to get his prescription for Viagra. I told him that was not a good idea as he had a weak heart. Sure enough, five months later we got the news that he had died in the act. His wife did get his $20k insurance policy which is a very large sum in Việt Nam and utterly disgusted his relatives here who thought they should have gotten it.

[ASA Vet]

I told a similar story about my 3rd marriage. There was a 40 year age gap.

When some male coworkers warned me that it could be fatal, I replied that if she dies, she has an available younger sister.