You be sure to tell them that as you're calling 911.And be sure to tell them how pig-like they are while you're at it.Knowing that,those cops will hurry right over to help you with the serial killer in your back yard! LOL!!!
And if a serial killer is in my back yard the cops will be no help at all except at filling out reports and probably arresting me for shooting he, she or it.
If I had all the trust in the world they still would not be any help.