Why Is Hillary Clinton Still Wearing Surgical Boot Two Months After Breaking Her Toe?

iBankCoin ^ | December 14, 2017

[piasa]

The way she was wobbling around in the campaign I am certain she hasn’t run down stairs, not even in sneakers, in years.

[M Kehoe]

Why is Cankles not in the Graybar hotel wearing orange?

5.56mm

[piasa]

They had to improvise with pipe strapping.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Yep, this old Filly needs to be put down.

[libstripper]

Pure guess about the device: it’s some type of medical tracking instrument that gives a signal when her meds are wearing off she can shoot up in time to avoid another fainting spell.

[bagster]

You're right, of course paisa.

If the cow had ever been running, I'd have felt it.

[dfwgator]

Make it a double-header with McCain.

[RW_Whacko]

‘I was running down the stairs in heels

They make heels for Clydesdales?!!! Who Knew?!!!

[ransomnote]

Laughed so hard I scared myself!

[SkyDancer]

Wanting sympathy. And oh, lookit those ARPA sunglasses.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Did anyone know Hillary is a self-styled “hair icon,”?

[Fantasywriter]

Hillary was just up in Vancouver, speaking to 5,000 diehards re Trump’s diet Coke consumption.

Before that she tweet stormed re how dire the tax cut bill would be for lower income families.

You’d think she would be in hiding over her role in enabling the rapist, Bill Clinton, but no; she’s still around.

[Fantasywriter]

Bol! Hilarious!

[bagster]

That woman doesn’t run around...

Now that you mention it. I'd like a DNA sample to confirm even this whopper.

[libstripper]

"Heels", yeah, sure. Then how come the hiking boot on her left foot? That's just not the kind of shoe a woman in good health will ordinarily wear to a semi-formal event like a book presentation.

[RightGeek]

Was going to post a definition of toesex, but had second thoughts.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

[DrDude]

What if the DOJ cut her a deal and never told anyone. Maybe they consolidated all the possible charges to one minor charge and gave her monitored probation. When this does blow apart, hillary will be free and clear. Nobody to account for all the crimes and all the stolen money. Haven’t heard from Hill, Bill, Chelsea, Awans, DWS, Podestas, Terry Mc, John Mc, John F$%@king Kerry, Warren, S. Wilson, Mills, Huma, Rice, Obama, etc...

[Vlad The Inhaler]

What if the DOJ cut her a deal and never told anyone.

I wouldn't put it past them, would you?

I wouldn't trust a one of them as far as I could throw the Rose Law Firm Files.

And that includes Jeff "Alfred E." Sessions.

[NormsRevenge]

Why?

To keep her from putting it in her mouth.