Longer than a twelve footer?
One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ‘’Nice pigs, sir.’’
The President replied, ‘’These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.’’
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ‘’Nice trade, sir’’’