[polymuser]

No problem. We can just take an idea from the 1970’s Global Cooling alarmists — dust the poles with carbon black (soot) to increase solar energy absorption.

[Colinsky]

We can just take an idea from the 1970’s Global Cooling alarmists — dust the poles with carbon black (soot) to increase solar energy absorption.

Hey, it's the season for it:

Dust the poles with carbon, Poly
Tra la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly.