Trying to imagine Rocket Man as a woman.
Rosie O'Donnell comes to mind.
Take him alive and put him on public trial. Parade him around half naked and show off his girth. Last a sex change.
>>>Parade him around half naked and show off his girth<<<
I’m gagging a little as I post this but forget the half-nekkid stuff and go for full Monty! Once the country gets a peek at his tiny weenie they will kill him for us and find a real stud to take over - oh, and one not quite so insane.
Trying to imagine Rocket Man as a woman.
Rosie O'Donnell comes to mind.