There’s an alt theory that he wasn’t even driving the car when it went over the bridge. He’s a giant weasel in that version too.
Huh? So who was? Mary Jo? He still should not have abandoned her to suffocate.
I always wondered how he got out and she didn’t especially if he was drunk.
In the alternate version, Kennedy stopped the car on the bridge. He did not place the car into park nor did he set the parking break. The then assaulted Mary Jo who was not willing to be raped by any pig let alone a Kennedy pig. The car rolled, went over the unguarded edge of the bridge and flipped into the water.
Kennedy got out because he door was open. Mary Jo was not so lucky. Kennedy dove into the water not to save Mary Jo but to retrieve his trousers.
Kennedy then walked back to the party to consult with his “advisors” about how to handle the potentially career ending “problem”. The advisors got him off the island because he was drunk as the skunk he is.
He surfaced after sobering up and getting the cover story right—I drove off the bridge. I tried to save Mary Jo. I sought help. Then I swam from the island to the mainland.
He was found guilty of leaving the scene of a accident with injuries. He surrendered his driver’s license for a few months and continued to be the Leftist Liar of the Senate for a few more decades.