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Christmas Is the Perfect Time to Mock Liberals, and Other Random Thoughts
Townhall.com ^ | Dec 25, 2017 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 12/24/2017 9:02:11 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom

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Merry Christmas from Kurt
1 posted on 12/24/2017 9:02:11 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Oshkalaboomboom
Whoever invented egg nog is the second grossest human being ever

Okay, I used to really like this guy. Now I officially hate him.

Egg Nog is the nectar of the gods.

2 posted on 12/24/2017 9:06:22 PM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: bagster

Just had three/ Rum and a sprinkle of nutmeg.


3 posted on 12/24/2017 9:09:50 PM PST by crosdaddy
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Just had three

You are thrice blessed.

As are we all to live in a country where the nog flows like golden honey for all to partake.

4 posted on 12/24/2017 9:14:31 PM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

I love this man.

L


5 posted on 12/24/2017 9:15:05 PM PST by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

The stores sure seem to be busy, much more busy. I can’t remember in recent years having a hard time finding a parking space and the entire lot being near full.

The cashiers I talked to said it is very busy.


6 posted on 12/24/2017 9:16:07 PM PST by gunsequalfreedom
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

Eggnog probably clogs the arteries. A little, or a lot, of rum, depending on how clogged up you are, probably unclogs them. /s

Merry Christmas - Stay healthy.


7 posted on 12/24/2017 9:41:26 PM PST by Texicanus (GOD Bless Texas and the USA)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

They hate Christmas yet some of them observe it. Hypocrites!


8 posted on 12/25/2017 2:03:27 AM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)
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To: bagster

I Love eggnog


9 posted on 12/25/2017 3:09:26 AM PST by semaj (Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
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To: bagster

Did the guy who invented eggnog wake up one morning and think, “I want pancakes, but I also want to get drunk”?


10 posted on 12/25/2017 3:12:45 AM PST by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: semaj
Mmmmmm nog.

I want some. But I don't have none.

#BlueXmas

11 posted on 12/25/2017 3:14:06 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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Or maybe it was some farm girl carrying eggs and milk to market down a dirt road. She tripped, hit her noggin on a rock, and the eggs fell in the milk.

Does anyone really know?

12 posted on 12/25/2017 3:16:30 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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Does Nog goes Bad?

I just found a Bottle with no experation date that must be 3 years old.


13 posted on 12/25/2017 5:47:47 AM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Big Red Badger

I think nog is bad when you buy it. Like buttermilk.


14 posted on 12/25/2017 5:49:11 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: bagster

Milk And Butter ?

Like Half and Half?

Throw in Captain Crunch and
You have a Deliciously Nutritious meal!


15 posted on 12/25/2017 5:59:50 AM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

To my Liberal Acquaintances & Friends:

 

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere.

 

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

 

 

 

 

To my Conservative Friends:

 

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


16 posted on 12/25/2017 6:43:37 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: bagster

“Egg Nog is the nectar of the gods.”

I’d rather have a Hot Tottie...and I hate Hot Totties. Better to take the shot, suck the lemon and eat the honey, forget the hot water.


17 posted on 12/25/2017 7:51:35 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (We Arizonans need to get rid of McCain/Flake as all of us pray for Trump.)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

Good article. :D


18 posted on 12/25/2017 8:28:33 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: Taxman

Self Ping


19 posted on 12/25/2017 8:33:34 PM PST by Taxman (Replace the income tax with the FAIRtax and abolish the IRS!)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

Leave egg nog out of it, it’s a delicious seasonal treat. Don’t bash egg nog, if you don’t like it don’t drink it.


20 posted on 12/26/2017 3:49:34 PM PST by slouper (LWRC SPR 5.5 6)
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