Activists slated to Chain Selves to Tree!
Iconic 200 yr. Old Resident of the White House targeted by tree hating Interlopers!
“UNCONSTITUTIONAL!” Yelps Maxine Waters.
It's a racist, hate filled, Indian killing tree put there by none other than Andrew Jackson. It will be replaced by the Harriet Tubman tree. :)
There will be a judge somewhere who will reverse this decision and “save” the tree.