[mrs. a]

I was told that the only people who celebrate Kwanzaa are white female elementary school teachers.

[righttackle44]

I was told that the only people who celebrate Kwanzaa are white female elementary school teachers.

Before I truly retired, I was employed by a marketing/merchandising corporation that did a lot to try to keep its employees' morale up--frequent food events, company-wide days off to go bowling, and so forth.
They asked the employees about the music selections on the overhead music system--frequently misunderstood as Muzak. So they took a survey. There was the usual popular music, even oldies including Doo-Wop. There was some light classics--not universally appreciated in the company, but some did. Then, for Christmas holiday music, the usual Christmas pop and more traditional carols and church-music were included. Everyone was happy.

Except one snarly African-American woman who wore heavy perfume and had no friends within the company.

She wanted kwanzaa music on the overhead music system.

The overhead music company couldn't find any.