Scientists Expect Chocolate to Go Extinct by 2050

MSN ^ | 1/2/2018 | Elizabeth Sherman

[a little elbow grease]

Splice the chocolate gene into rabbits and INSTANT EASTER CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!

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Splice the chocolate gene into Pat Boone and instant Fats Domino.

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'Ain't that a Shame' .........

[z3n]

Seriously, do NOT tell these goofballs this! You know damned well even the less gullible populace will be like “Oh noez! Not the bacon! Even if it’s probably not true, we must work to save the bacon!!! I’m sending money to Al Gore now”

[aquila48]

“If this wasn’t the most blatant example of propoganda, what is?”

Here’s the complete list... enjoy.

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

[mowowie]

LOL
yup if not bacon becoming extinct the left will just find a way to have it banned anyways..

[RinaseaofDs]

Pretty clever marketing. How do you get women to care about global warming? Take away their chocolate.

RAGE!!