CLIMATE CHANGE.
Never mind that humankind would never let cocoa go extinct. GLOBAL WARMING GONNA KILL HERSHEYS!!!!!
So sick to death of this BS.
Alarmist nonsense headline.... This is absolute fake news at every level.
Predictable, is it not?
Believable, it is not.
That settles it. I am voting democrat to institute a new 13 billion program in the department of agriculture to save the chocolate.
Apparently greenhouses will be similarly extinct.
Ping.
As fake, as fake news can get... Complete and utter balderdash.
Must have been a slow GetTrump day to be trotting out this old shibboleth. I’ve missed it, actually. The “coffee crop is going to fail”, the “chocolate crop is going to fail”, “sun spots will nuke satellite communications”, “the bees are dying”, and “killer bees will kill people” all used to show up at least once a year like clockwork.
And here I thought all these had been permanently retired to focus exclusively on “climate change”/”global warming” and GetTrump. Still, I guess they were too good to simply give up, and so had to be recast as caused by “climate change”, turning them into “twofers” as it were ...
But it’s good for the animal population since chocolate is toxic to them. My cat will be thrilled.
They really are getting desperate, aren’t they?
Jeez, when will these morons be cleansed from NOAA?
Of course hot houses don’t exist
These folks have gone off their meds
More fake news
what’s worse....... as goes coco, so goes coffee
From 2009:
100 Things Blamed on Global Warming
1. The deaths of Aspen trees in the West
2. Incredible shrinking sheep
3. Caribbean coral deaths
4. Eskimos forced to leave their village
5. Disappearing lake in Chile
6. Early heat wave in Vietnam
7. Malaria and water-borne diseases in Africa
8. Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
9. Break in the Arctic Ice Shelf
10. Monsoons in India
. . .
96. Deadly fires in Australia
97. Droughts in Australia
98. The demise of California’s agriculture by the end of the century
99. Tsunami in South East Asia
100. Fashion victim: the death of the winter wardrobe
Chocolate, pandering to women voter base with fear.
These AGW alarmists would be funny if they were not so pathetic.
Cocoapocalypse!
No more chocolate? Oh no! Whatever shall we do?
Reminds me of Ghostbusters:
“...real wrath of God type stuff.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!”
Cannabis is the new chocolate?
the scare mongers bring out this ‘threat’ every 2 or 3 years and always have the date of elimination being a decade or so later.