Next, we should push for a law that residents of both coasts have to fix their own cars and grow their own food. This would keep them so busy, they wouldn’t have time to meddle in our business.
“to fix their own cars and grow their own food.”
Most of them wouldn’t know how to prepare soil, dig a trench for seeds, or follow the directions for planting on the packets of veggie seeds, so they’d have to go to the grocery store-but once their vehicle needed a repair, they’d be clueless on how to fix it so they wouldn’t be able to go buy food-they’d starve...