[RoosterRedux]

She's gonna be very unhappy with the kind of attention she is gonna get.

She's used to adulation. She gonna enter a sh!t storm instead.

[ctdonath2]

Start with suspicions of Hollywood sex trafficking.

[miss marmelstein]

Oprah helped with the Alar scare, beef is poisonous scare, and any type of germ will kill you flat out scare. Yes, 20-30 years of tv could reveal a ton of idiotic thought.

[Leep]

Let the probing begin!

[bk1000]

Way too much ink on this. Oprah? Really?

[jimbug]

"I think it's so irritating that once I die, 55 percent of my money goes to the United States government," Winfrey said.

Don't fret Orpah, you can't buy air conditioning in Hell anyway.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[trebb]

She’s gonna have to buy a LOT of cars to bribe folks to vote for her....most expensive campaign ... ever.

[TexasCruzin]

Is she ready for her anal exam and skeleton search? She damn sure better be.

[1Old Pro]

I think her psychological therapy and health issues will be enough to keep her from running.

[Parmy]

Don’t forget Rev. Wright’s Down-Low Program that paired ugly women with politically astute gay men in order to make them look legitimate.

[polymuser]

Well, maybe Fusion GPS will help, in return for Trump lightening his lawsuit against them...

[anton]

Waste of money. No way those hack will anoint her queen. When she goes to Iowa she is getting 10% of the primary vote.