You're right! My husband is an engineer and I don't listen to him.
;-)
It’s times like this i wish I’d listened to what my mother always said.
Why, what did she say?
I don’t know, I wasn’t listening...
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6...”
A short time later, the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk and no eggs.
The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”