Dang. If this piece of offal had laid an unwanted hand on me, he’d be wearing a cast. Ask the guy who did. I took his hand and bent all his fingers backward. Message received.
There was naughtiness all around before it got this openly crude and coarse. I hope you wouldn’t have replayed all that led up to this. Of course if you did, you might have been compromised that you couldn’t even think.