Posted on 01/22/2018 11:28:25 AM PST by Puppage
Obviously racist K9s, waiting in the woods inorder to ambush children of color.
“Obviously racist K9s, waiting in the woods in order to ambush children of color.”
Of course. Guess I need a refresher at the re-education camp.
Haven’t seen that joke in, oh, probably 6 or 7 days.
Then you’d be looking at his mug shot. This is Connecticut, not Texas.
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Gee ... And I thought Ferguson and McLaurin were a couple of nice Scottish boys.
...”Strip down, facing me.”...
Reminds me of the first time I left my small town hometown to go to the big city for Federal Jury duty.
There was absolutely no parking anywhere on the street. But, miraculously I found a parking place right in front of the courthouse door.
I got a parking ticket and don’t understand to this day why because the sign in front of the parking space said,
“Fine For Parking.”
Well played! :)
:)
In my opinion, some of it is just carelessness and some of it is inattentiveness, but, even more ominous, often it is indicative of a lack of basic writing skills. They have been taught by teachers who are themselves lacking in composition skills.
About 10 years ago, one of my sons asked for my opinion regarding a writing assignment for which his 10-year-old stepson had received a B+. The kid is fairly bright, and was getting good grades in school. Imagine my shock when I read a B+ composition that was full of misspellings and displayed no understanding of sentence structure. Son said that the teacher explained that her grade was based on the student’s creativeness in telling a story. I suspect teacher just did not have skills of her own.
I suppose....
He couldn’t have run far...
“I suspect teacher just did not have skills of her own.”
The teachers here are way off to the left side of the bell curve. Under-educated, malevolent, left-wing mental midgets, the lot of them.
The guy on the left is the argument between carrying a .22 or a .357 magnum.
I’m surprised... Connecticut can concealed carry...great job, Smashburger customer.
Dogs have a sixth sense on these things. Actually, I bet they had one of those 1-800-tip-line calls tell them that the robbery would happen. Would you believe a fortune-teller?
Looks like Royshon's a regular Smashburger customer.
I’ve never heard that joke, so no worries - I got a laugh!
My brother recounts the time (true story!)he was at the small town restaurant when visiting his wife’s family. VERY small town. Anyway, they are sitting in a booth and in comes Jim Anderson, an older widower. He’s walking along to be seated and spies Vera Olson with her friends.
Suddenly Jim’s pants fall down around his ankles. Seems he sucked in his beer belly upon seeing Vera. I can’t recall if the restaurant went quiet or everyone applauded. I’m thinking it went silent. My brother’s wife whispered “Everyone knows Jim has a thing for Vera, but is too chicken to ask her out!”
Perhaps, perhaps not...
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