Uh, sorry Mr. Abbas, we kinda need the money from the U.S. to keep the lights on around here
...and in case you had not noticed, the U.S. is not taking kindly to all the rockets you are launching into Israel.
Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. Hamas launched those rockets, and only started launching them after chasing us out of Ghaza. When we have our own country on the West Bank for them to chase us out of, they’ll be the ones firing the rockets from there, too; at Israel’s capital, at Ben Gurion International, and at all the illegal Zionist settlements. And all we need is a little recognition to get this started.