Michael Wolff has an inappropriate sexual fetish for baby lemurs, he eats yogurt that’s been expired for several weeks, he has a picture of David Hasselhoff stapled above his bed, he thinks the Podesta brothers have fine taste in art, he’s been known to tremble at the sight of Hillary Clinton’s bare thighs, he has a disturbing fascination for the tastes of his own toe jam, he likes to cruise the local elementary schools for dates, and the degenerate even puts ketchup on hot dogs!
Hey, if it rings true it’s true!