I signed my white German shepherd up for Navy recruitment information back in 1982. We still to this day get junk mail for him.
By now he should be getting stuff for AARP.
Sparky Jones at our firehouse probably got more mail than Trump. Every card that dropped out was sent back with sparky’s name
“I signed my white German shepherd up for Navy recruitment information back in 1982”
So what ship did he serve on? :-)