I hope the islands don’t tip over.
Calling Congressman Hank Johnson! Hank Johnson to the white courtesy phone. We need your “expertise” in “island stability!”
My wife worked in reservations for an airline a few decades ago. She once had this customer that wanted to go to Hawaii, but there were no openings on any of the flights.
Well, the woman would not take no for an answer, no matter what my wife said. She was one of those folks that thought that if she pushed hard enough she could get what she wanted. My wife finally told her, “if we tried to put one more person on that island, it would sink.” The lady apologized and backed off. :)