[NewHampshireDuo]

I have never had a black eye. You don’t get one from a “fall” or “walking into a door”.

Mrs NHD got one when she stood up when she thought she was clear of the underside of the deck.

[Hot Tabasco]

My 7th grade English teacher, Granny Davis, got one when she was walking down the school hallway and Ray Adams was running out of a classroom and threw the door open, smacking granny Davis in the face.....