God does not appeciate YOU for ignoring common sense, and relying on fairy tale conjecturing.
Which do you think evolved first-— muscles, bones, tendons or ligaments? And, how valuable would even 3 of 4 be to survival of humanity? We would be in a HEAP of trouble, except for the fact that with movement impossible, we couldn’t go anywhere to get into trouble! We couldn’t even approach the sexiest heap imaginable to mate! lol
I’m impressed by people like Alvin Plantinga who believes that evolution supports theism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_argument_against_naturalism
But your attempt at reasoning is nothing but pathetic.