What? And give up scratching their wide a@@ and reaching for the next joint or booty partner? That's why, at least in NYC, there's a company called Hello Fresh, which delivers the ingredients for a meal:
What's Inside the Box Each Week
Easy-to-follow recipes with clear nutritional info
High-quality ingredients sourced straight from the farm
Convenient meal kits that fit perfectly in the fridge
A fun cooking experience that makes you feel unstoppable
Personally, as one who loves to cook, I find this pathetic. They are providing kits to people who don't want to bother to think and want to be led by the hand. They will not gain any knowledge of why certain ingredients are used, what could be substituted, what it's like to choose good ingredients, etc. This keeps the users in a perpetual state of childlike dependency, much like Pajama Guy.