[Eddie01]

The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws.

The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.

Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.

He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son.

Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son.

So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.

This just proves that …

The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

[TheConservativeTejano]

Partner, you need to add the Mooselimb equation which is the polygamy equation of having 4 or more wives in addition to the Planes Indians which you have noted.

It does not get any crazier than the equations of these Polygamists Mooselimbs!!!

They multiply like rabbits!!!

Also, I think I can derive the equation of that previous America Hating Mooselimb Imposter Obama POTUS of 8 long years since his mother must have been in a polygamous arrangement and therefore the America Hating Obama is a derivative result of a polygamous marriage.

[bunkerhill7]

In merry olde England, jousting matches were held every year on the King`s palace grounds.
Each of the opposite sides had a squire assigned to each jousting knight. The King had his own two personal squires.
On one particular occasion, a knight on each opposite side each had a squire with a son.
The sons of the two squires of the two sides were equal to the squires of the High Potentate.