Some witty FReeper posted this fictional 911 call from Broward:
"Hello, 911? someone is robbing my home Would you please call the Broward PD to come over and finish mowing my lawn while I go confront the robber with my gun."
82 posted on 02/25/2018 1:05:05 AM PST by Liz
( Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
