Skip to comments.
Celebrate Chelsea Clinton’s Birthday With A Look Back At Her Greatest Achievements(tues laffs)
dailycaller.com ^
| 2/27/2018
| John Wellington
Posted on 02/27/2018 10:21:27 AM PST by rktman
If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “today is no ordinary day,” you are absolutely right. Today is no ordinary day.
Today is the 38th birthday of former first daughter Chelsea Victoria Clinton.
To celebrate her special day, let’s take a look back at some of her greatest accomplishments in her 38 years on earth. Chelsea was so smart, she was allowed to skip third grade!
In her public elementary school in Little Rock, Arkansas, Chelsea was deemed too intellectually elite for third grade, and she was allowed to go straight from second to fourth grade.
I guess social studies and long division were just too easy!
Chelsea was hired by NBC news as a special correspondent in 2011!
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: brilliante; chelsea; duplicate; uberachiever
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-51 next last
Makes moochie look like a piker. Come on FRiends, have a laff.
1
posted on
02/27/2018 10:21:27 AM PST
by
rktman
To: rktman
Chelsea’s old enough to run for President. Mommy’s dream... after Mommy’s turn.
To: rktman
Hey, I skipped a year of school. Can I run for President?
3
posted on
02/27/2018 10:25:42 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: rktman
4
posted on
02/27/2018 10:26:52 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rktman
Chelsea Hubbell’s greatest achievement was falling out of Hillary Clinton’s nether region.
5
posted on
02/27/2018 10:28:02 AM PST
by
chris37
(Take a week off racist >;-)
To: rktman
She once helped a little old lady into the back of a van....er.....I mean.... across the street.
6
posted on
02/27/2018 10:28:11 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rktman
Chelsea was named after queen victoria...
7
posted on
02/27/2018 10:28:29 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: rktman
She did win a wet t shirt contest, so she's really not a failure>
https://thisisrealness.blogspot.com/2005/11/chelsea-clinton-in-wet-t-shirt-contest.html
8
posted on
02/27/2018 10:29:02 AM PST
by
jaydubya2
To: rktman
Chelsea Clinton invented air.
9
posted on
02/27/2018 10:29:08 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rktman
10
posted on
02/27/2018 10:29:46 AM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: rktman
Didn’t “Chels” recently wish the church of satan a happy new year or happy some holiday?
If she hasn’t already, methinks Ivanka best dump her as a buddy. Nothing good ever comes out of venturing into the dark side.
11
posted on
02/27/2018 10:30:05 AM PST
by
MichaelCorleone
(Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
To: rktman
12
posted on
02/27/2018 10:30:06 AM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: rktman
She’s a regular user of dihydrogen monoxide and still lives.
To: teeman8r
Kinda like her mom was named after Sir Edmund? LOL!
14
posted on
02/27/2018 10:31:40 AM PST
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: rktman
To: rktman
Daughter of highly-privileged ruling elite parents who don’t know what a “job” means, and who control millions of dollars and who can command the rubbing out of any individual who gets in their way.
16
posted on
02/27/2018 10:34:46 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Free Republic keeps me from going insane in a world that has chosen insanity over reason.)
To: rktman
I skipped the third grade too.
But when the principal caught me, I got the say hello to her paddle and was still sent back down.
To: chris37
18
posted on
02/27/2018 10:38:02 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: rktman
*Note: this page left intentionally blank
19
posted on
02/27/2018 10:39:58 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: Pearls Before Swine
She should be the “lucky” recipient of Thrown in van lady (in training) award
20
posted on
02/27/2018 10:40:46 AM PST
by
t4texas
(If you can't run with the big dogs . . . STAY ON THE PORCH!)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-51 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
