LOL, once upon a time, I get a call from Wells Fargo,
‘Did you just try to spend $5,000 at the Home Depot in Moreno Valley?’
‘umm, nooooo’
‘OK your card has been stolen, we’ll cancel it and send you a new one’
‘Sounds like a plan to me...’
A few days later I get my new card.
The next day I get a call from Wells Fargo,
‘Did you just try to spend $3500 at the Home Depot in Moreno Valley?’
‘Ummmmm, no. Please tell me that when you sent the replacement card to me, you didn’t also send a duplicate to the guy who stole my identity...’
Dead silence.
Then, ‘We’ll send just you another replacement card.’
‘Good idea...’
(fercryinoutloud) *face palm*