“...what I hate the most is when the serve takes a seat right across from me.
I’m like, WHAT THE HELL?”
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Let them know that you have MRSA and antibiotic resistant tuberculosis. They’ll keep their distance.
But be sure to tip generously if they are good servers.
I always tip well for good service.
But, I swear, when he/she just takes a seat, I feel like saying... DO I KNOW YOU?