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Samantha Bee Wants NRA Members to Give Scientology a Shot
vulture.com ^
| 3/8/2018
| Tolly Wright
Posted on 03/08/2018 9:46:53 AM PST by rktman
In a new PSA for NRA members, Full Frontal host Samantha Bee urges gun owners to leave the National Rifle Association and instead join the Church of Scientology. She explained, Who needs a rifle to defend themselves when, as an OT VII, you could blow someone away with your brain? Still skeptical about making the transition? Bee reassured her viewers, Is Scientology safe? Of course not! Its bonkers, but its safer for the rest of us. That being said, you might want to watch Leah Reminis A&E docuseries Scientology and the Aftermath before you begin your journey to becoming an Operating Thetan.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: dumbassistan
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Hmmmm. I understand that Dumbassistan called and they want their queen back.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:46:54 AM PST
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rktman
To: rktman
Hahaha....interesting headline!
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:48:41 AM PST
by
high info voter
(Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)
To: rktman
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:48:50 AM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: rktman
To: rktman
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:50:40 AM PST
by
Ciaphas Cain
(Progressives don't care about quality. Progressives only care about appearances.)
To: rktman
I think Smantha Bee should give hemlock a shot.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:50:49 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: circlecity
We really need to put up a wall on the Canadian border, so that Canadians like Samantha Bee don’t come here.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:52:44 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: rktman
Samantha Bee’s hive has collapsed.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:52:46 AM PST
by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
To: rktman
Well, someone should give Scientology a “shot.”
But two things to note: the kind of “shot” most of Scientology needs is illegal and NRA members are those kind of shooters!
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:53:06 AM PST
by
ExTxMarine
(Diversity is tolerance; diverse points of views will not be tolerated!)
To: rktman
Yes, after Xenu dumped the alien bodys into various volcanoes and flew his DC 8s without jet engines back to his home planet, he became a life member in the NRA.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:54:22 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: ExTxMarine
NRA members are NOT those kind of shooters.
My brain was working faster than my fingers!
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:54:30 AM PST
by
ExTxMarine
(Diversity is tolerance; diverse points of views will not be tolerated!)
To: rktman
Write a science fiction novel - turn it into a pseudo religion - find some idiots profit.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:54:34 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: rktman
Who needs a rifle to defend themselves when, as an OT VII, you could blow someone away with your brain?
Divergent gung fu styles.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:56:20 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: high info voter
Hahaha....interesting headline! Yeah, I'm thinking, "Do they mean to replace the Osama/Obama range targets with a picture of L. Ron Hubbard?"
To: rktman
Every time Samantha speaks about the NRA, I buy another firearm.
To: GreyHoundSailor
She’s free to return to Trudeau-Land anytime she wants.
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posted on
03/08/2018 9:59:41 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Year Three of “You Just Can’t Make This S*** Up” yields yet a another glittering jewel of colossal ignorance.
Range time, folks, range time.
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posted on
03/08/2018 10:01:46 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: rktman
Samantha Bee should give sanity a shot.
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posted on
03/08/2018 10:01:53 AM PST
by
robel
To: rktman
Omg! This idiot actually thinks conservatives are easy prey for whack job religions ? Nope. Strictly for the weak-minded leftists. See: Jim Jones. Nothing but utopia seeking leftists there.
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posted on
03/08/2018 10:03:01 AM PST
by
Maskot
(Put every dem/lib in prison...like yesterday.)
To: rktman
Is Thetan licensing a local, state or federal matter? What are the penalties for a Thetan without an operating license? None of this is “clear” to me.
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