[Gay State Conservative]

God appears to a NY Times reporter and tells him that the world will end tomorrow."May I have an exclusive on this,Lord?" asks the reporter."No,I will give it to you,the Wall Street Journal,USA Today and the Boston Globe" replies The Lord.

Next day's headlines:

NY Times: World To End Today,Story On Page A19

Wall Street Joural: World To End Today,Markets To Close Early

USA Today: We're History!

Boston Globe: World To End Today,Women And Minorities Hit Hardest

[raccoonradio]

Ha, very good.
Some papers only print about 4 days a week.

Pittsburgh Trib-Review totally online other than a print edition in one area.