[Zakeet]

Me Cherokee princess name of Gray Beaver ... me on warpath against bad Indian who look at White man's records ... me tell story about how squaw mother and buck father sneak-em off and get married ... that make me Indian ... bad Indian say me speak with forked tongue ... bad squaw say me throw-em grand-buck and grand-squaw under buffalo stampede ... bad Indian say me need to take DNA test ... bad Indian no look at me high cheekbones ... bad squaw no look at me Pow Wow Chow cookbook ... bad Indian no think about me suckle papoose when me take law test ... Freeper ignore-em bad Indian ... Freeper no read article or make talk-talk on thread ... Freeper leave Cherokee princess alone ... Freeper no more call me Pocahontas ... that bad medicine ... !!

[Slyfox]

When I was a little kid, my mother showed me a picture of my great-grandmother. It was a few months before she died and she had bandages on her legs and on her head. My mother said she looked like an Indian squaw and with my young impressionable mind I assumed that I too had Indian blood in me for the better part of 40 years, until I dug into our family history and asked my mom about my great-grandmother, the Indian squaw. She told me she was from Slovakia having arrived in 1914. I gotta admit I felt a little sad knowing that I wasn't the least bit Indian. And my recent Ancestry DNA test proves it.

Dang! If I had only known to get some free education while I was under my false impression.

[BigEdLB]

Old Crow Hop Just for liz

[SaveFerris]

She lookem' Crazy Hoarse - yes I did that on purpose and yes I actually have American Indians in my lineage - but not enough, I don't think.

[jonascord]

Does it count if family lore says an ancestor was raped by Saracen cavalry, east of Vienna, in the 15th century??

[PA Engineer]

Looks like Fauxcahonatas was a member of the Running Bullpoop tribe.

[wardaddy]

Pathetic sour bitch

[proud American in Canada]

She is a liar, pure and simple

[anton]

Threw her grandparents under the bus.

[Rastus]

It brings a tear to my eye to think that the Big Bopper heard this heartwarming story and made it into a song:

On the bank of the river stood Running Bear, young Indian brave
On the other side of the river stood his lovely Indian maid
Little White Dove was her name, such a lovely sight to see
But their tribes fought with each other, so their love could never be

Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love big as the sky
Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love that couldn’t die

He couldn’t swim the raging river ‘cause the river was too wide
He couldn’t reach the Little White Dove waiting on the other side
In the moonlight he could see her throwing kisses ‘cross the waves
Her little heart was beating faster waiting for her Indian brave

Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love big as the sky
Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love that couldn’t die

Running Bear dove in the water, Little White Dove did the same
And they swam out to each other through the swirling stream they came
As their hands touched and their lips met, the raging river pulled them down
Now they’ll always be together in their happy hunting ground

Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love big as the sky
Running Bear loved Little White Dove
With a love that couldn’t die

[Palio di Siena]

She’s looks like she’s slapahoe or hekawi.

[wastoute]

I thought she had a cook book that proved her claims...

[OrioleFan]

Some waiter at a restaurant shoud be able to save her water glass and have it DNA tested as a public service...

[Beagle8U]

“Me Cherokee princess name of Gray Beaver ..”

She should feel lucky that I named her that, instead of ‘Crazy Whores’.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Injin ancestry was a useful lie to advance EW’s career. It was herstory and she’s sticking to it.

[TomGuy]

I admit that I have not kept up with her tall tales, but the insertion of the grandparents into her narrative seems to be a recent addition.

Several months ago, when the issue as again being discussed, the only mention of grandparents was her tale that, when she was about age 9, her grandmother told her she had high cheekbones. She took that to mean she had Native American ancestry, but her grandmother did not say that.

Princess Wampum keeps refining and revising her narrative. Even her recent claim that she never used her NA heritage for benefit is said with ‘forked-tongue’.

[faucetman]

The ancestor was more likely BLACK.