Come on down to the Missouri Ozarks. Low taxes, low cost of living, fishing year round, deer are plentiful, turkey season spring and fall, shoot your gun, lake front or lake view. Did I mention low taxes ?
NO! The Ozarks are full....of Timber Rattlers, Water Moccasins, Copperheads, Black widow spiders, brown recluses, scorpions, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, chiggers, kudzu, rednecks, and Clintons!
26 posted on 03/14/2018 10:07:23 AM PDT by DCBryan1
(Quit calling them liberals, progressives, or Democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!)
34 posted on 03/14/2018 10:20:14 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
(Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)