[fieldmarshaldj]

"Still, the guy clearly thinks of himself as a national figure"

If O.J. Simpson shoves a 2x4 up his butt, that still won't make him a fudgsicle.

[bagster]

If O.J. Simpson shoves a 2x4 up his butt, that still won't make him a fudgsicle.

Close enough.

[Kickaha]

I’d pay good money to have O.J. Simpson shove a 2x4 up John Kasich’s butt.