Neanderthal medical ad:
“Club to head fix all problems!*”
*May cause dizziness, slobbering, uncontrollable bowel movements, stuttering, shortness of breath, blurred vision, seizures, lack of motor control, internal hemorraghing, numbness, slurred speech, facial tics, and premature death. Consult your local witch doctor before any course of treatment.
Don’t forget anal leakage!