And that jerkwad was thinking about running for President? Sounds like he wouldn’t be able to handle the strain of running for student council.
Don’t count him out just yet. All will be forgiven for The Zuck if he promises to share user data with the DNC and no one else. Heck, the media will cover all his gaffes and trespasses as the simple, nervous mistakes of an earnest, though novice, servant of the public good. The Party will also rally to his defense and tut-tut anyone who would criticize him.