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and if you're going to have a BLT for breakfast instead, make sure you don't use any romaine from Yuma County, AZ:
https://www.dallasnews.com/business/food-industry/2018/04/14/romaine-lettuce-arizona-linked-e-coli-illnesses-11-states-not-texas
Eggs and leftuce; two daily staples in my diet. Hopefully none of this causes a significant increase in prices.
Racist to expect the illegals to use white man port-a-potties rather than just take a dump in the fields they way they always did in the old country.
What an EGGS-pensive waste! It must be an EGGS-cruciating
SCRAMBLE of events. Hopefully, the rest of the year will go OVER EASY.
Egg prices are going up. This will increase other food prices.
Well hell. I was wondering why me and the wife both had Adam Lambert’s “Burning Ring of Fire” today. I am damed conscientious about kitchen hygiene. They really should add Indiana to the list. I guess I am just going to have to pasteurize all the eggs I buy for mayo making. BTW both techniques are easy as pie.
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/10/two-minute-mayonnaise.html
hard way: https://www.wikihow.com/Pasteurize-Eggs
easy way: https://www.seriouseats.com/2013/10/sous-vide-101-all-about-eggs.html
If you chew your food, and have normal stomach acid, you don’t get salmonella poisoning.
If you take antacids or are very old or very young, or if you have bad teeth or just gulp your food down like a dog, you can get salmonella poisoning.
Basically, if you get salmonella poisoning it is your fault, not the fault of the people feeding you.
207 million eggs, is a lot of eggs! We should help starving North Koreans by air-dropping them on North Korea. They’re probably used to eating badly so this would be a treat.
Not concerned as we buy only pastured eggs.
Imagine the cover story you would float if you had to buy 200 million eggs for an emergency vaccine.
You wouldn’t want to alarm the population, so you’d have to make some excuse for why those eggs weren’t being sold onto the market, right?!
Probably say this is a big overreach.
Well, look at the bright side. At least the recall was not 206,749,249 eggs.
Walmart had a special earlier this week: 36 eggs for a buck. Glad the recall didn’t hit Maryland :)
I wondered why my store shelves were empty of all but the organic eggs, and the deli had no prepared salads...
and chickens laying eggs,
farm machinery eating people's arms and legs,
I ain't hurting nobody, I ain't hurting no one.
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That’s a lot of painting tempura.
Cook them adequately, wash hands and surfaces, problem solved.
Laid (sorry) end to end, 207 million eggs would reach over 6534 miles.
Don't worry about eggs—these other foods are way more likely to give you Salmonella
He'll eat 'em.
