Liberal American Jews are utterly convinced that evangelical Christians are somehow going to force them to be baptized. I guess hide under their beds and do it in the middle of the night. I am not exaggerating, I have heard on multiple occasions (Interestingly enough 9 times out of 10 its from a female doing this!) telling that me that if there’s ever an evangelical Christian President there will Imperial Russian-like programs against Jews.
That's because liberal American Jews are not only morons, but have replaced the Torah, Na"KH, and Talmud with a whole counter-narrative in which Jews' sole role in the world is as leftist gadflies in "theocratic" chrstian societies (which means they have absorbed an anti-Semitic stereotype). There is no Abraham or Moses or Joshua or David or Elijah or Ezra in their world at all. Their narrative includes pogroms, the civil rights movement, Lenny Bruce, garment workers, Portnoy's Complaint, and as its absolute center, the Holocaust. They have literally replaced Sinai with Auschwitz as the central pivot point of world history.