No, it’s wasn’t sex.
Bill was sitting there innocently enough in the “O office” with a big “S eating G” on his face. Lewinsky accidentally tripped and somehow snagged on his “clothing Z”, pulling it down, while also connecting to his “clothing U/W” resulting in movement in the same direction, subsequent to this brushing up against his “part P” so magically, that there was an instant “bodily action E” and her “part M” fell on it.
Of course the resulting recoil caused near instantaneous “action O”, of which he has been ever so proud these many years.
As the startled intern arose to compose herself, she could be forgive for a fluid malfunction impacting her blue dress.
And of course we unfortunately have to tell what was was, so we know what is is.
Just goes to prove what you would get if you were to drag an open “bodily part M” through a Clinton trailer park.
As I recall, Team Clinton made much of the definition of sex posited by the investigators, which included the phrase “touching with intent to gratify.” BillyJeff testified that he never intended to gratify Monica, so it wasn’t sex, at least on his part. This is how you can become a feminist icon on the left.