They lure you in with the promise that all the women will look like Helen of Troy, but they really all end up looking like Helen of Thomas.
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Helen of Troy is not even dust, dead thousands of years ago.
They likely promise that all the women have been certified as well versed (used) and look like Playboy bunnies, Hooters gals, or pro-sport cheer leaders .. but then they tell you that it will be $800 per visit and you don’t qualify ...
” ...but then they tell you that it will be $800 per visit and you don’t qualify ...”
If you don’t have $800 in cash, would they accept a Czech?