“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
— Mark Twain
Great idea.... do you have an address? ;-)
OMG that guy was so witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The newspaper Mark Twain worked for had just installed the newfangled telephones, around 1896. He answered the jingle one morning only to hear an angry subscriber roar,
“You blithering idiots! You just printed my obituary!!!”
Twain calmly replied, “Sir, where are you calling from?”
;^)