I’m going to apologize to Senator McCain too.
Senator, I’m sorry I bought two copies of your phony life story. I’m sorry I had your bumper sticker on my car. I’m really sorry I voted for you.
I feel better now.
You should have seen his phony interview in the New York Review of Books this weekend! I don’t know who ghost-wrote his hilariously pretentious natterings on Hemingway and Fitzgerald. I suspect he’s been dead for two weeks and his daughter has been impersonating him.