MR. LIPPMAN: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
GEORGE: Who said that?
MR. LIPPMAN: She did.
GEORGE: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
MR. LIPPMAN: You're fired.
To: Old Yeller
Cutting back on fringe benefits.
2 posted on
05/11/2018 4:23:34 PM PDT by
fso301
To: Old Yeller
Well, I guess I’ll have to stop speeding, and come to complete stops at intersections.
Darn.
3 posted on
05/11/2018 4:23:56 PM PDT by
Scrambler Bob
(You know that I am full of /S)
To: Old Yeller
The new law bans sexual relations "during the course of a traffic stop,
Well that's one state I'm not going to apply to for a LEO job..........
4 posted on
05/11/2018 4:27:15 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Mother nature is a serial killer......)
To: Old Yeller
5 posted on
05/11/2018 4:28:09 PM PDT by
A_Former_Democrat
(Hey brainwashed students . . . where's your "outrage" @FBI? @BrowardSheriff? DO SOMETHING!!)
To: Old Yeller
So in theory, they've removed the option to "talk to the judge" directly. Hehehe. d;^)
Nino fans?
6 posted on
05/11/2018 4:28:52 PM PDT by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: Old Yeller
aw, heck!
the legislature is a bunch of idiot Kill-Joys
7 posted on
05/11/2018 4:29:01 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Old Yeller
Why even become a cop then!?
To: Old Yeller
To: Old Yeller
Is Jaywalking considered a traffic stop?
11 posted on
05/11/2018 4:33:11 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Old Yeller
12 posted on
05/11/2018 4:36:05 PM PDT by
CivilWarBrewing
(Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
To: Old Yeller
"I'm not sayin' it were right, yeronner. …But I am sayin' it weren't illegal.
14 posted on
05/11/2018 4:40:15 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Old Yeller
Let’s see: Most cops are men, most people who get pulled over are men. Hmmm, has the ACLU considered the disproportionate effect this law will have on the gay community?
16 posted on
05/11/2018 4:40:58 PM PDT by
BobL
(I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
To: Old Yeller
No sex during traffic stops?
That’s racist, man.
18 posted on
05/11/2018 4:43:02 PM PDT by
anton
To: Old Yeller
The ban is only right.
No fair to have two levels of justice, one for men and and ‘op-out’ option for women.
Women already have an extra advantage to be promoted at work.
20 posted on
05/11/2018 4:47:20 PM PDT by
Balding_Eagle
( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
To: Old Yeller
Q. What does a trucker say when he sees a cop banging a woman on the roadside?
A. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
21 posted on
05/11/2018 4:47:24 PM PDT by
matt1234
(Jan. 20, 2017: the national nightmare ended.)
To: Old Yeller
What about Mall Cops? They can still have sex with people they stop in the malls can’t they?
22 posted on
05/11/2018 4:51:51 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: Old Yeller
...and the woman said “ not that same breathalyzer again! “
CC
23 posted on
05/11/2018 4:54:59 PM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Do you know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high.)
To: Old Yeller
Apparently such a law is needed in Kansas.
26 posted on
05/11/2018 5:06:50 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Old Yeller
“Lady this just ain’t your day...”
To: Old Yeller
I guess traffic stops will go way down.
Does that also mean female cops?
So when there’s a traffic stops with a male and female officer they can no longer do a 3 way?
32 posted on
05/11/2018 6:46:08 PM PDT by
stockpirate
(TYRANNY IS THY NAME REBELLION IS OUR ANSWER. HANG THEM ALL!)
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