Just replace it with free stuff day. That’ll go over well.
Are used to love may first when I live there. The illegals ironically chose that day to boycott going to work or shopping. They appreciated the US so much that they wanted to try to cripple the economy.It was the only day out of the whole year where Walmart wasn’t overrun with nonEnglish speaking people, rats running around pulling things off the shelves, and Walmart probably made a profit from less shoplifting.