... and victim status, and a foul mouth. It’s the lib trifecta!!! Ok, I’ll stop now. Listen, Your Holiness, when you decide those not as pure as you have done enough penance and can be released from purgatory, you just let us know. We’ll look forward to you granting us absolution.
Oh, you don't have to be "pure," you just have to stop excusing your obnoxious histrionics, but it looks like that won't happen any time soon, either.
See? Telling you to FO was perfectly reasonable, given your faction's demeanor and comportment.