"Finders keepers, losers weepers" comes to mind.
After all, we paid for them in the first place.
Always remember fondly that box of incendiary grenades I found in a weapons locker during an inventory.
Weren’t on any list anywhere. SEALs kept their toys in there sometimes.
Thought for a split second about putting them in my car...then imagined the sting operation that probably put them there...and the cameras watching me.
Hey Top, got an extra case of grenades in here...