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Hawaiian judge orders released US detainees back to N.Korea (Satire)
The People's Cube ^ | 11 May 2018 | Red Square

Posted on 05/18/2018 12:04:16 AM PDT by BeauBo

A federal judge in Hawaii has blocked the recent release of three U.S. detainees from North Korea, calling it a political stunt that violated the detainees' constitutional right to "full and fair punishment," ordering that they be immediately returned to a North Korean prison.

The case, brought by Hawaii Atty. Gen. Douglas Chin, follows his earlier move to declare Trump's peace effort unconstitutional and ordering the Korean War to continue as it had been during previous administrations.

The latest decision, made just hours after the plane with the detainees landed in Washington, D.C., has struck down the Trump administration's attempt to change the status quo and set the stage for the upcoming U.S.- North Korea summit in Singapore.

U.S. District Judge Derrick Watson argued that the latest release illegally discriminates based on nationality and would have "profound" and "detrimental" effects on residents of North Korea who would still remain inside the country while the three more privileged Korean-Americans would be allowed to leave. Thus, the judge argued, the release violates the equal protection guarantees of the U.S. Constitution.

Lawyers for the state also argued that the release, the coming summit, and ending the Korean War in general is an assault on the North Korean people's human rights. The current North Korean government has a stellar record of preventing obesity and laziness among their people, who overwhelmingly prefer their lives to end uninterrupted by excessive eating and similar harmful decadence that plagues the so-called "free world."

The cruel and unnecessary release of the American detainees is widely seen among progressive legal minds as cultural imperialism and a racist attempt to impose the American way of life, McDonald's, Coke, electricity and hygiene on a people who have rejected it many decades ago, choosing the way of Juche.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Hawaii
KEYWORDS: hawaiianjudge; hostage; korean
(Satire Alert!)


1 posted on 05/18/2018 12:04:16 AM PDT by BeauBo
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To: BeauBo

OK. That’s funny! Thanks!


2 posted on 05/18/2018 12:08:44 AM PDT by FreeperCell
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To: BeauBo

Stranger things have happened with those clowns - Chin and Watson.


3 posted on 05/18/2018 12:31:42 AM PDT by Dapper 26
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To: FreeperCell
OK. That’s funny! Thanks!

Yes, it’s funny, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, if some scum sucking Siberian snow Lizard Democrat judge wanted to do exactly that.

4 posted on 05/18/2018 3:25:01 AM PDT by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: BeauBo

You put this in news? Ugh.


5 posted on 05/18/2018 4:32:16 AM PDT by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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To: BeauBo

Is this the fricken ONION???


6 posted on 05/18/2018 4:49:44 AM PDT by high info voter (Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)
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To: BeauBo
There are two problems with being a sarcastic SOB today. First, too many people can’t tell the difference. Second, what is satire today is truth tomorrow. (said the sarcastic SOB).
7 posted on 05/18/2018 5:19:12 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: BeauBo
In other news, liberal judge demands the climate heat up even more during a prolonged cold spell to justify global warming alarmists' claims.

Satire and sarcasm, the only two languages I speak fluently.

:-)

8 posted on 05/18/2018 5:40:25 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: BeauBo

With today’s leftists, this could be true!


9 posted on 05/18/2018 6:11:29 AM PDT by captain_dave
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