We Tried It: The $650 '(baby foreskin) Facial' That Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett Swear By

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[IronJack]

So it’s true: Hollywood vanity literally knows no bounds.

[paddles]

FROM DUCKFACE TO DICKFACE

[a fool in paradise]

>>The serum, she tells DeGeneres, is “an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away.”

Well that’s okay then, you didn’t murder the NEIGHBOR’S kid to get the youth serum.

[Kickass Conservative]

Stormy Daniels uses a different Therapy, and she gets even paid for it. Not sure of all those Treatments worked though.

[a fool in paradise]

Ain’t gonna kiss her on the cheek no way, no how.

[miele man]

Looks like these two ladies need a paint scraper to get their caked-on makeup off.

[tet68]

Yes, one thousand dollars IS a lot for a wallet,
but when you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase!!!

[ViLaLuz]

Probably from aborted babies. Sick.

[Delta 21]

..aint she a lesbian? I catch on fast when you try to confuse me on purpose like that.

[Gay State Conservative]

"GEORGIA LOUISE"

(212) 472-1400

I'm gonna be in Manhattan on Wednesday and I'm planning to stop by her studio to offer her some livers from aborted babies for a youthful look that Hollywood will pay millions for.

Perhaps a few of us can give her a jingle with similar offers.

[Jolla]

That doesn’t seem kosher

[Hot Tabasco]

EGF is derived from “foreskin from a Korean baby.”

I Wonder who first came up with that idea........Kinda like the guy that licked the toad to see if it was hallucinogenic....

[Dutch Boy]

That’s very close to becoming cannibalistic. Judgment day will be severe for some.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Post of the day!

[Zhang Fei]

This treatment will leave your face as smooth as a baby’s behind. And no, the fact that I moonlight as a mohel, and have a limitless supply of a key ingredient in this treatment, has no bearing on the opinion I’ve expressed here.:-)

[MNDude]

Sick People’s magazine treats it like it is something normal something that you should all try.

[piasa]

I didn’t realize there were all that many Korean Jews...

Article didn’t seem too interested in exploring the sourcing. North Korean or South Korean? Is circumcision commonly practiced in Korea or are we talking about a “circumcision” of a corpse rather than a living child? Does the child or child’s family get paid? Are the parents informed of what wacky things their son’s body parts are being used for?

[elcid1970]

Beat me to it! Geez!

;^)

[yeff]

Years ago I heard about a baby who was born without eyelids. The doctors performed a skin graft using foreskin, which is very similar to eyelid skin.

Poor kid wound up cockeyed.

[Vaquero]

That’s how they got their jobs in movies…with those penis facials.